When did I become Kim Kardashian at the beach?

I tried to lay out in the sun today to get a little bit of color. Alas, I happened to fall asleep for twenty minutes. I woke up and looked fine. Half an hour later everywhere from my neck down is burnt. Now I know how Kim Kardashian felt when all she wanted to do was get a little more tan.



I also got a ton of water in my ears. I'm actually pausing between sentences of this entry to try new remedies that I find on the internet. I can't believe I actually just hopped up and down and violently shook my head to the side.

IT'S JUST SO FRUSTRATING.



ALL I WANT TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND READ THE NEW ISSUE OF ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. Instead I have to put a couple drops of rubbing alcohol in my ear!